Drip-Free Days
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Seamless
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Absorbent AF
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🥧 Redefine the Afterglow.
PIE HAPPENS is the first-ever post-coitus underwear.
Designed for the moment after the moment — when you’re glowing, grounded… and leaking.
Because yes, you got shit to do.
But you also deserve comfort, containment, and a little cheeky magic.

Wicks Moisture
Made from four layers of breathable cotton, our panties are super absorbent.

Comfy & Discreet
Thin enough to feel like regular underwear. Seamless to prevent panty lines. All of the function, none of the fuss.

Prevents Drips & Leaks
Stops those "Oh no!" moments from happening — whether they strike 5 minutes or 5 hours later, we’ve got you covered.

The underwear you
never knew
you needed
…. until now
Uniquely designed for
your personal needs.
Post-Coitus Approved
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The Afterglow Edit
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Cream Containment Thongs
🧬 The Science
Sperm takes 20–30 minutes to liquify inside the body.
Even longer if you're laying down.
Which means those post-sex leaks? They’re science.
PIE HAPPENS is designed to:
🍑 Trap excess fluids before they trap you
🍑 Protect your clothes, sheets, and sanity
🍑 Feel soft, breathable, and body-safe
🍑 Give you back the power to transition with grace
Get done. Get going.
Drip Defense Panties

💗 More Than Post-coitus.
More Than Panties.
PIE HAPPENS are perfect for:
🍑 The light period days when you don’t want to wear a pad
🍑 The sweaty, juicy, post-workout days
🍑 The pregnancy and postpartum drizzles
🍑 The sneeze-leak laugh-too-hard moments
🍑 The “I want to feel fresh” kind of days
Because bodies are messy.
And womanhood is complex.
And you don’t have to apologize for any of it.
Let customers speak for us

✨ Made for Women, by a Woman
Let’s get real.
I’m a woman - and I love creampies. 💁♀️
The intimacy? Yes. The after-drip while shopping at Trader Joe’s? Absolutely not.
So I made the thing I wish I had sooner.
Soft. Smart. Slightly scandalous.
Because being a woman is messy. But also... kinda magical.
Hope you love them as much as I do.
💗 – The Founder

🌱 Get More Creampies, Plant More Trees
For every order placed, we plant a tree through our partnership with One Tree Planted.
Because feeling good should feel good for the planet too.
Let’s regenerate forests while we regenerate your panties drawer.