Get done & 
get going.

INTRODUCING

The first-ever post-coitus underwear.

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Drip-Free Days

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Seamless

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Absorbent AF

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🥧 Redefine the Afterglow.

PIE HAPPENS is the first-ever post-coitus underwear.

Designed for the moment after the moment — when you’re glowing, grounded… and leaking.

Because yes, you got shit to do.

But you also deserve comfort, containment, and a little cheeky magic.

Wicks Moisture

Made from four layers of breathable cotton, our panties are super absorbent.

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Comfy & Discreet

Thin enough to feel like regular underwear. Seamless to prevent panty lines. All of the function, none of the fuss.

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Prevents Drips & Leaks

Stops those "Oh no!" moments from happening — whether they strike 5 minutes or 5 hours later, we’ve got you covered.

The underwear you

never knew

you needed

…. until now

Uniquely designed for
your personal needs.

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Post-Coitus Approved

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The Afterglow Edit

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Cream Containment Thongs

🧬 The Science

Sperm takes 20–30 minutes to liquify inside the body.

Even longer if you're laying down.

Which means those post-sex leaks? They’re science.

PIE HAPPENS is designed to:

🍑 Trap excess fluids before they trap you

🍑 Protect your clothes, sheets, and sanity

🍑 Feel soft, breathable, and body-safe

🍑 Give you back the power to transition with grace

Get done. Get going.

Drip Defense Panties

💗 More Than Post-coitus.
More Than Panties.

PIE HAPPENS are perfect for:

🍑 The light period days when you don’t want to wear a pad

🍑 The sweaty, juicy, post-workout days

🍑 The pregnancy and postpartum drizzles

🍑 The sneeze-leak laugh-too-hard moments

🍑 The “I want to feel fresh” kind of days

Because bodies are messy.

And womanhood is complex.

And you don’t have to apologize for any of it.

✨ Made for Women, by a Woman

Let’s get real.

I’m a woman - and I love creampies. 💁‍♀️

The intimacy? Yes. The after-drip while shopping at Trader Joe’s? Absolutely not.

So I made the thing I wish I had sooner.

Soft. Smart. Slightly scandalous.

Because being a woman is messy. But also... kinda magical.

Hope you love them as much as I do.

💗 – The Founder

About Us

🌱 Get More Creampies, Plant More Trees

For every order placed, we plant a tree through our partnership with One Tree Planted.

Because feeling good should feel good for the planet too.

Let’s regenerate forests while we regenerate your panties drawer.