Soak up the afterglow 🍒
Runs small. We recommend sizing up for the perfect fit.
Laser-Cut • Seamless • Absorbent AF
Squat-proof. Legging-proof.
This isn’t your average thong — it’s post-coital perfection. Designed to catch what comes after you come, the Classic Creampie Thong keeps you dry, comfy, and confident all day long.
With sleek laser-cut edges and a seamless fit, it disappears under leggings and tight clothes while doing the dirty work of absorbing any leftover love.
✔️ Ultra-thin, ultra-absorbent
✔️ No panty lines, no sag, no creeping
✔️ Feels like nothing, works like magic
Made for all bodies, all day wear, and all those unexpected moments (sex, sweat, drips, drops — you name it).
It’s the thong you never knew you needed — until now.
Body: 85% Nylon, 15% Spandex
Lining: 100% Cotton (where it matters most)
Soft, breathable, and stretchy with a cotton gusset that keeps things fresh, clean, and comfortable — no compromises.
Machine wash cold using a mild, eco-friendly detergent.
Tumble dry low or — for best results — lay flat to dry. (Your panties deserve gentle love too.)
Our panties are thin, discreet, and ultra-absorbent — holding up to 18ml of fluid (yes, we tested). That includes semen, lube, discharge, or any other post-play mess your body isn’t done with yet.
For reference:
The average ejaculation is just 1.25 to 5ml — so whether it’s a one-time thing or a multi-round situation, you’re covered.
No pads. No liners.
Just absorbent innovation in a sexy little panty.
✨ Get Done & Get Going — without the drips, drops, or leaks.
🥧 What Are Pie Happens?
PIE HAPPENS is the first-ever underwear designed for the moment after.
That moment when you’re glowing, satisfied — and then suddenly... gravity does its thing.
Whether it’s a slow drip, an unexpected rush, or that why-am-I-still-leaking walk to the bathroom hours later — Pie Happens has you covered.
Made for women who want:
🍑 Comfort without bulk
🍑Discretion without pads
🍑 Protection without shame
Originally designed for post-coitus cleanup, our panties have evolved into a go-to solution for:
💦 Discharge & everyday wetness
🩸 Light period days & spotting
🤰 Pregnancy & postpartum leaks
🧘♀️ Sweat & movement
💃 Confidence through anything life throws your way
We believe softness is power.
That pleasure shouldn’t require cleanup stress.
And that women deserve solutions made by someone who gets it.
So go ahead:
Have your fun. And then Get Done & Get Going.
Every Pie Happens order comes in discreet, blush-toned packaging — complete with our signature peach-print wrap and a reusable satin pouch that says:
“Take me with you.”
Because your panties should feel like a gift — even if it’s just to yourself. 🍑
Perfect for travel, overnight stays, or tossing in your gym bag.
It’s what your peach deserves.