About PIE HAPPENS
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🥧 About Pie Happens
Designed for the after moment.
Let’s be real: sex is amazing. But the after? The slow drip. The awkward walk to the bathroom. The ruined panties. The "oh no" moment hours later when gravity makes a comeback.
That part? Not so sexy.
PIE HAPPENS was created because women deserve better than shoving tissues down their underwear or hoping for the best in a pair of thin cotton briefs.
We make absorbent, seamless, and beautiful underwear designed for the moments that actually happen after intimacy — whether it’s semen, lube, discharge, spotting, or light leaks.
We get what the body does.
We’re not afraid to say it out loud. And we’re definitely not here to make you feel weird about it.
🍑 A Love Letter to the Real Ones
Hi — I'm Maya. I’m the founder, and I’m a woman who loves connection, creampies, and clean underwear.
But for years, I found myself ruining panties, waddling around in discomfort, or dealing with random wetness long after the moment was over. I wanted a solution that felt good on my body, looked good under clothes, and actually worked.
So I made it.
Pie Happens is the first post-coitus panty that’s discreet, absorbent, and designed with your whole body in mind.
Because women are busy. We’re powerful. We’re multi-round queens. And we don’t have time to soak in the aftermath.
💦 Get Done & Get Going
Whether you’ve just had sex, are on a light flow day, going through postpartum, working out, or just experiencing normal discharge — we’ve got your peach covered.
🍑 Ultra-thin, breathable layers
🍑 Absorbs up to 18ml of fluid (FYI, the average ejaculation is 1.25–5ml)
🍑No bulk. No lines. No stress.
🌱 One Tree for Every Order
We're proud to partner with One Tree Planted, planting one tree for every order placed.
Because caring for your body and the planet shouldn’t be separate.
This is softness as power.
This is the freedom to feel sexy and secure.
This is the panty you didn’t know you needed — until now.
Welcome to PIE HAPPENS.
We’ll catch the drip. You handle the rest.