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The Classic Bikini in Red
  • The Classic Bikini in Red
  • The Classic Bikini in Red
  • The Classic Bikini in Red
  • The Classic Bikini in Red
  • The Classic Bikini in Red
  • The Classic Bikini in Red
  • The Classic Bikini in Red
  • The Classic Bikini in Red
The Classic Bikini in Red

Soak up the afterglow 🍒

$19.00
Size

Runs small. We recommend sizing up for the perfect fit.

Laser-Cut • Seamless • Absorbent AF

Squat-proof. Legging-proof.

You’ve got a full day ahead — and no time for random drips, leaks, or panty drama.

The Classic Creampie Bikini is your go-to for post-coitus comfort, crafted to catch everything that comes after the fun… so you can get on with your day, feeling sexy, supported, and dry.

Featuring laser-cut edges for a flawless, invisible fit, this bikini-style brief is:

  • Ultra-thin yet absorbent AF

  • Seamless under leggings or dresses

  • Non-sagging, non-rolling, non-creeping

  • Designed for real bodies, real life, and real messes

Whether you’re at the gym, running errands, or heading to brunch post-bliss, this is the panty that gets it — and gets you.
🧵 Material

Body: 85% Nylon, 15% Spandex

Lining: 100% Cotton (where it matters most)

Soft, breathable, and stretchy with a cotton gusset that keeps things fresh, clean, and comfortable — no compromises.
🧼 Care Instructions

Machine wash cold using a mild, eco-friendly detergent.

Tumble dry low or — for best results — lay flat to dry. (Your panties deserve gentle love too.)
💧 Absorbent Where It Counts

Our panties are thin, discreet, and ultra-absorbent — holding up to 18ml of fluid (yes, we tested). That includes semen, lube, discharge, or any other post-play mess your body isn’t done with yet.

For reference:

The average ejaculation is just 1.25 to 5ml — so whether it’s a one-time thing or a multi-round situation, you’re covered.

No pads. No liners.

Just absorbent innovation in a sexy little panty.

✨ Get Done & Get Going — without the drips, drops, or leaks.

🥧 What Are Pie Happens?

PIE HAPPENS is the first-ever underwear designed for the moment after.

That moment when you’re glowing, satisfied — and then suddenly... gravity does its thing.

Whether it’s a slow drip, an unexpected rush, or that why-am-I-still-leaking walk to the bathroom hours later — Pie Happens has you covered.

Made for women who want:
🍑 Comfort without bulk
🍑Discretion without pads
🍑 Protection without shame

Originally designed for post-coitus cleanup, our panties have evolved into a go-to solution for:
💦 Discharge & everyday wetness
🩸 Light period days & spotting
🤰 Pregnancy & postpartum leaks
🧘‍♀️ Sweat & movement
💃 Confidence through anything life throws your way

We believe softness is power.
That pleasure shouldn’t require cleanup stress.
And that women deserve solutions made by someone who gets it.

So go ahead:

Have your fun. And then Get Done & Get Going.
Patterned box with a satin bag

🎁 Cute Packaging, Always.

Every Pie Happens order comes in discreet, blush-toned packaging — complete with our signature peach-print wrap and a reusable satin pouch that says:

“Take me with you.”

Because your panties should feel like a gift — even if it’s just to yourself. 🍑

Perfect for travel, overnight stays, or tossing in your gym bag.

It’s what your peach deserves.

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