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Get done & get going

The first-ever post-coitus underwear

Stop the drip. Seamless & discreet.

We make getting on with
your day simple.

What is Pie Happens? They're underwear you wear post-coitus to stop those "Oh no!" moments.

So you can get done & get going on with your day without worrying about random drips & drops from any leftover bodily fluids.

The underwear you
never knew you needed
... until now.

Uniquely designed for your personal needs.

Wicks Moisture

Made from four layers of breathable cotton, our panties are super absorbent.

Prevents Drips & Leaks

Stops those "Oh no!" moments from happening .. whether they happen 5 minutes or 5 hours later, we have you covered!

Comfy & Discreet

Thin enough to be regular underwear. Seamless to prevent panty lines.

Game. Changer. Finally, a better solution to an everyday problem. My new go to!


Smooth and almost invisible under clothes. Washes really well and makes me feel super feminine. You have to try these.


Who knew you could feel this confident after having sex! No more worrying about that sudden rush of wetness!


Seamless. Discreet. Absorbent.

Pie Happens

Try our seamless & absorbent panties and thongs -
so you can get done and get going.