When can I wear Pie Happens?
Any time you need an added layer of protection.
Our underwear can be worn:
🍑 Post-coitus to help soak up any leftover fluids or bodily discharges.
🍑 During pregnancy, when the average person experiences an increase in vaginal discharge.
🍑 On light period days.
🍑 While working out to help soak up any excess sweat.
🍑 If you happen to have a yeast infection or other abnormal discharge and need an added layer of protection.
🍑 Any time you want to.
How much liquid can the underwear hold?
Pie Happens can absorb up to 18 ml.
To give you a reference, the average male can ejaculate 1.25 to 5 ml of semen each time.
So whether you go once or multiple times, whether it is semen or other bodily fluids combined, we have you covered.
The average person with a period will bleed about 5-10ml on their lightest days, which makes our underwear ideal for when you need a little something extra.
How many times can I wear the underwear?
Wear it as many times as you feel comfortable! For best results, we suggest washing them after each use or each day you've worn them.
What is the difference between these and period underwear?
We're glad you asked!
Period underwear tend to be bulkier, thicker and leave you feeling like you're on your period.
Our underwear is seamless, thinner, and the only area with a bit more padding is in the gusset (the crotch) - whereas period underwear can go all the way up the back.
We want you to feel sexy, confident and free while avoiding drips, drops, and leaks.
Classic Thong in Nude
Classic Thong Style with Laser-Cut Edges for a Flawless Fit
Squat proof. Legging proof. Panty-line proof. Life proof. Our one-of-a-kind thongs are still absorbent yet won't show through. With laser-cut edges for a seamless finish, these thongs will be your favorite go-to to soak up all post-coitus body liquids. Designed for all shapes and sizes, our bikini won't roll, sag or creep. Thin, discreet, and seamless, they're the thong you never knew you needed.
Designed with you in mind, this thong is both absorbent and yet ultra-thin so you can continue to feel sexy long after you're done.
Runs small. We suggest ordering a size or two up.
Material: 85% nylon, 15% spandex, 100% cotton lining
Care: Machine wash and dry according to instructions on the care label using a mild, eco-friendly laundry detergent. For best results, lay flat to dry.
Our products are thin yet absortbent. They can absorb up to 18ml of semen, fluid, lube or anything else. In comparison, on average, a man can expel 1.25 to 5 ml of semen each time he ejaculates.
So whether you go once or multiple times, you can simply Get Done & Get Going without having to worry about any drips, drops, or leaks. We have you covered.
What is Pie Happens?
Good for the planet
WE PLANT ONE 🌳 FOR EVERY ORDER.
We care deeply about the planet and creating a brand that gives back to nature.That’s why we’re thrilled to share that we’re partnering with One Tree Planted to plant a tree for every order.
So you can feel good every time you get done and wear our underwear.
Absorbet & discreet
Our 4-layer gusset, made from 100% cotton, is super absorbent yet thin enough to feel just like regular underwear.
With seamless and laser cut edges, you can wear your tightest leggins with confidence.
Breathable and comfortable, it was made with you in mind.
Mission: female empowerment
We have a particular interest in changing cultural attitudes around female (or those that identify as female) issues and normal bodily functions. We’re on a mission to make female (and all) bodily functions normalized and accepted.
Our underwear is the first-ever underwear meant to be worn post-coitus to help with any wetness, drips, or drops - so you can get done and get going.
We hope to normalize perfectly natural, everday bodily functions and liquids.
Classic Thong in Nude
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